The Nervous & Fearful Non-Cook
The Nervous & Fearful Non-Cook knows that kitchen accidents --- nay, kitchen disasters, happen. The boiling water, the sharpened knives, the hot oven, the food processor, the fry grease. All of this says one thing to the Nervous & Fearful Non-Cook: Cooking is dangerous; stay out of the kitchen for your own safety and for your own good.

Here is a photograph of an Easy Bake oven from the product recall part of the Hasbro toy company web site. This Easy Bake oven was recalled after 77 reports of burns. And worse! So you see that even pretend cooking can be very hazardous! And the Nervous & Fearful Non-Cook has known that for a long time...
For the whole story on the Easy Bake oven recall situation, click HERE.